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Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ikhekhe lithe ukuba mnandi ngoba linoshukela no-cream

Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ekhona-ke nawo amakhekhe awafani, kukhona omile nangahalisi noma uwabuka, bese kuba khona uhlobo lwekhekhe olukudonsa ukude luthi ngidle. Ngiyacabanga usubonile ukuthi angiqonde kukhuluma ngakhekhe leli elibhakwayo, indaba yami isenkomeni, abanye abayibiza ngekhekhe abanye ba... https://www.mzansimagazine.co.za/phakathi-kukajeqe-nekhekhe/?feed_id=26523&_unique_id=6440ad83636e4 #MZANSI #MZANSI

Thola AmaTips Wokubamba IsiThandwa Sakho Lana

Thola AmaTips Wokubamba IsiThandwa Sakho Lana Thola amaTips wokubamba isithandwa sakho lana, izindawo eziningi kuleli zikhala ngamakhaza ashubisa umkhantsha. Ukuhlasela kwamakhaza ungakwenza kukusebenzele, ukusebenzise njengethuba lokunika isithandwa sakho ucansi olumnandi. Mnike ekuseni evuka: Amadoda amaningi aphaphama evukelwe. Ngaphambi kokuthi aqale usuku lwakhe, mnike into ezomenza noma esesemsebenzini alokhu ecabanga ngawe nento omenze yona evuka. Uma ubenganakile ukuthi usuphapheme, mfake isandla ubucuze induku yakhe…. asithembe akalali egqoke i-anda. Uma umuzwa engathi uyaquma, ungabe usamyeka qhubeka impela ukhwele kuye umnike wena wonke ngesineke kodwa ungenzi isikhathi eside kuze uzomshiya enenxano. Mvusele imizwa emini esasemsebenzini: Ithi uqhuba umsebenzi emini ube umthumelela izithombe zakho  ezi-sexy . Ungazithwebula ekuseni engaboni bese umthumelela emini umkhumbuze lokhu azokuthola uma ebuya ekhaya. Uma ubuya kuqala kunaye, mt

Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ikhekhe lithe ukuba mnandi ngoba linoshukela no-cream

Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ekhona-ke nawo amakhekhe awafani, kukhona omile nangahalisi noma uwabuka, bese kuba khona uhlobo lwekhekhe olukudonsa ukude luthi ngidle. Ngiyacabanga usubonile ukuthi angiqonde kukhuluma ngakhekhe leli elibhakwayo, indaba yami isenkomeni, abanye abayibiza ngekhekhe abanye bathi isibaya somnumzane. Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ikhekhe lithe ukuba mnandi ngoba linoshukela no-cream. Mhlampe uyazibuza manje ukuthi kungani ngithanda ukukhuluma ngabafana nocansi, impendulo isobala…..ngaphandle kwamadoda nocansi zincane kakhulu izinto ezijabulisa abantu besifazane. Kumele abantu besifazane bazi ukuthi ikhekhe yikhekhe ngoshukela. Ikhekhe lenziwa ngobunyoninco nangesineke kuze olidlayo ezokwazi ukuzwa ubulona nomehluko phakathi kwalo namanye amakhekhe. Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe Iphutha elibi elenziwa amantombazane, ukukhenikha inkomo/ikhekhe esebenzisa izinongo ezingafanele. Ngenxa yokwanda kwa

Yaze Yamnandi IParty

Yaze Yamnandi iParty Yaze yamnandi iParty siyajuxuza zizowa kuzekuyosa. Simenyiwe sizintombi singene mahhala, angithi yilungelo lethu. Utshwala uchithiwe isigubhu sivala amadlebe. Namuhla ngithe angingayifaki ijean. Phela sengiyazi kahle ukuthi iJean ayikho so much sexy. Kithina bomabhebeza iyasisetha abangani bami ngizo bayeka badume namajean mina ngifuna ukuba i centre of attraction . Amadoda onke azobe ejika nami kusokole abaningi. Ngiyazethemba bo dade kulesi sigqebhe sami esimnyama. Amathanga ami amhlophe angathi apholishiwe ahleli obala.Akekho muntu wesilisa ongaphenduki nami. Sekuqala ukuba muncu kwabanye omabhebeza manje, ne jealous seyikhona. Utshwala sebuyangena egazini amahloni asenginciphele. Ukhona ubhuti sengimumakile. Igama lakhe angilazi kodwa ngizwa bambiza Thiza. Uhandsome Bo lobhuti. “Lona uzotholwa yimina”, ngisho ngizitshela ngaphakathi. Ngifike ngihlale esofeni eduze kwakhe. Isigqebhe sami senyuke size siveze ekugcineni kwama thanga. Ngismile ngimcwebis

Yangenza Ingane Yakwamakhelwane

Yangenza Ingane Yakwamakhelwane Uma kuthiwa kukhona inhlanhla yile engehlele izolo. Yangenza ingane yakwamakhelwane ngihleli nje ngedwa endlini ngfunda izindaba eziqhanyelisayo, kumnyama angithi ugesi bewungekho eClermont, ngikhanyise ikhandlela, ngizwe umuntu eKnock ngithi angene, ewu kungene leSlender sakwamakhelwane sibuze ngihleli ngenzani, ngimtshele bengizidlalela igame, Yangenza Ingane Yakwamakhelwane Yoo!! kanti umuntu wakhona uzovele eze ngqo athi uzobuka naye. Kulowomzuzu ngiqhanyele phela made ngizishayela indlwabu encane nje, esh… mayefika eduze ahlwithe ucingo abone, haaaawwwwwuuuu kubabaza yena, Yoo!! ugangile mfo Kobe ke nawe ufana nalaba, kushoyena, ngivele ngithi ‘eNgani  NgiyaBhoreka Nje, hawu engani uyazifihla wena endlini’ kusho yena, ngivele ngisukume yohhhh kuwe ithawula angithi ngihleli nje ngizimboze ngalo angigqokile, umthondo umile mpo! Ibabaze ingane ‘hawu uphethe imbongolo engaka. Kwenzenjani ivuswe yini kanje?’ kubuza yona, ngiyiphend

Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje

Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje Angibazi ubumnandi obunje ngithe ngisaxakekile nginjalo ukuthi lengane yenzani ngempela ingibukanisa nabantu, ngiqonde eOffice ngifike ngihlale phansi ngikhathele phela kwazise angilalanga kwami manje nginalokho kukhathala nje nokozela phela akulaleki endlini yomuntu wesifazane. Angibaz... https://www.mzansimagazine.co.za/angibazi-ubumnandi-obunje/?feed_id=18408&_unique_id=64361df626bf6 #Relationship #Relationship

Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala

Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala Umuntu ka Mah sazwana naye nje mhla siqala ukubonana, Umama wami usomabhizinisi, uneSupermarket engasukumi phansi. Sikhule sihlala sobabili. Bahlukana kudala nobaba, ngisafunda e High School . Umama isitolo lesi asishiyelwa umkhulu. Kwathi ngoba uhlakaniphile futhi ufundile, wakwazi ukusikhulisa kakhulu. Ukukubeka nje esithombeni. Umama akabuzi. Uyasho. Angithukanga ke uma engitshela ngo muntu wakhe u Mkhize , mina engimbiza ngokuthi uMavovo. Wathi uzohlala khona ekhaya. Akungihluphanga ke ngoba wangithengela iTownhouse yami duze ne nyuvesi lapho ngenza khona unyaka wami wokuqala. Ekhaya ngiya ngokuvakasha. Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala Ngimuhle, ngime kahle, ngiyindoni yamanzi. Abafana laba abangihalelayo eNyuvesi bathi ngingu mapakisha, qede bathi ngiPortable. Nokho angidudule kakhulu. Ngiziphethe kahle, futhi angifuni ukudumaza umama. Umthondo awukaze usondele la kimi. Kodwa ngiyasola ontanga bami bayangisaba, ngoba bah

Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje

Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje Angibazi ubumnandi obunje ngithe ngisaxakekile nginjalo ukuthi lengane yenzani ngempela ingibukanisa nabantu, ngiqonde eOffice ngifike ngihlale phansi ngikhathele phela kwazise angilalanga kwami manje nginalokho kukhathala nje nokozela phela akulaleki endlini yomuntu wesifazane. Angibaz... https://www.mzansimagazine.co.za/angibazi-ubumnandi-obunje/?feed_id=17723&_unique_id=64352026c59cd #Relationship #Relationship

Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala

Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala Umuntu ka Mah sazwana naye nje mhla siqala ukubonana, Umama wami usomabhizinisi, uneSupermarket engasukumi phansi. Sikhule sihlala sobabili. Bahlukana kudala nobaba, ngisafunda eHigh School. Umama isitolo lesi asishiyelwa umkhulu. Kwathi ngoba uhlakaniphile futhi ufundile, wakwazi ... https://www.mzansimagazine.co.za/umuntu-ka-mah/?feed_id=17381&_unique_id=6434a191dce80 #Lifestyle #Lifestyle

Thola AmaTips Wokubamba IsiThandwa Sakho Lana

Thola AmaTips Wokubamba IsiThandwa Sakho Lana Thola amaTips wokubamba isithandwa sakho lana, izindawo eziningi kuleli zikhala ngamakhaza ashubisa umkhantsha. Ukuhlasela kwamakhaza ungakwenza kukusebenzele, ukusebenzise njengethuba lokunika isithandwa sakho ucansi olumnandi. Mnike ekuseni evuka: Amadoda amanin... https://www.mzansimagazine.co.za/thola-amatips/?feed_id=16469&_unique_id=6433500b0467c #Relationship #Relationship

Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje

Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje Angibazi ubumnandi obunje ngithe ngisaxakekile nginjalo ukuthi lengane yenzani ngempela ingibukanisa nabantu, ngiqonde eOffice ngifike ngihlale phansi ngikhathele phela kwazise angilalanga kwami manje nginalokho kukhathala nje nokozela phela akulaleki endlini yomuntu wesifazane. Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje namuhla ke abafana engihlala nabo endlini bayahamba bonke babuyela emakhaya phela zivaliwe izikolo. Ngiphatheke kabi ngoba ngizofa isizungu manje lana endlini ngingedwa nokwenza. Ngizwe kunokha umuntu emnyango ngimemeze “ngena!” Akuvuleke isivalo kuthi ( memfu ) usisi Makhosi, phela uMakhosi uyena osebenza eStoreroom. Angibazi Ubumnandi Obunje Uzocela usizo lokubanjiswa amabhokisi amathawula amasha ngoba amadala wonke ayowashwa awakaze ebuye. Ngisho ngisukuma ngimlandela sibheke  eStore room . Sifike khona kucace ukuthi amabhokisi esiwadingayo aphezu kakhulu, ngiphume ngiyolanda istebhisi sokugibela phezulu. Ngibuye ngisibeke

Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ikhekhe lithe ukuba mnandi ngoba linoshukela no-cream

Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ekhona-ke nawo amakhekhe awafani, kukhona omile nangahalisi noma uwabuka, bese kuba khona uhlobo lwekhekhe olukudonsa ukude luthi ngidle. Ngiyacabanga usubonile ukuthi angiqonde kukhuluma ngakhekhe leli elibhakwayo, indaba yami isenkomeni, abanye abayibiza ngekhekhe abanye ba... https://www.mzansimagazine.co.za/phakathi-kukajeqe-nekhekhe/?feed_id=16013&_unique_id=6432a70d7f857 #Mzansi #Mzansi

Uyalihamba Uliqede iZwe Ayikho Into eThobisa Umuntu Njengocansi

Uyolihamba uze uliqede izwe, ayikho into ethobisa umuntu njengocansi. Angikhathali noma kungathiwa indoda inolaka olungakanani, kuba khona oyedwa wesifazane ekwaziwayo ukuthi uma esethintwe wuye, kuyashintsha ukwenza kwehle nolaka. Nabesifazane nabo noma kungathiwa umuntu akangeneki uyaziwa, kuba khona ugalaka... https://www.mzansimagazine.co.za/ayikho-into-ethobisa-umuntu-njengocansi/?feed_id=15899&_unique_id=64327ca8e3530 #Relationship #Relationship

Uyalihamba Uliqede iZwe Ayikho Into eThobisa Umuntu Njengocansi

Uyolihamba uze uliqede izwe, ayikho into ethobisa umuntu njengocansi. Angikhathali noma kungathiwa indoda inolaka olungakanani, kuba khona oyedwa wesifazane ekwaziwayo ukuthi uma esethintwe wuye, kuyashintsha ukwenza kwehle nolaka. Nabesifazane nabo noma kungathiwa umuntu akangeneki uyaziwa, kuba khona ugalakajana omaziyo ukuthi uthanjiswa kuphi. Kuyona yonke imigilingwane ehlobene nocansi, sengithole ukuthi ukhiye ekuyiwona wona, ukuwotawotana. eThobisa umuntu njengocansi Ukulifaka phakathi yinto yokugcina nesingayibiza ngebhonasi. Intamo : Kungamane kungaphinde kungenelwanwe uma engangiqabuza emqaleni nasezindlebeni bese ehamba engasacobhozanga ( Ukucobhoza yisona sigaba sokugcina,  iBonus ), kusho umngani. Usisi Omndala: Ukuqatshuzwa emqaleni kumnandi ngoba ningaqala noma nikuliphi igumbi noma kungaba yisekhishini, nijahane nigijimisana ngolimu indlu yonke nigcine niwangene wonke amakamero. Izindlebe : Uma udlulela ezindlebeni usamgijima ngolimi, it

Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ikhekhe lithe ukuba mnandi ngoba linoshukela no-cream

Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ekhona-ke nawo amakhekhe awafani, kukhona omile nangahalisi noma uwabuka, bese kuba khona uhlobo lwekhekhe olukudonsa ukude luthi ngidle. Ngiyacabanga usubonile ukuthi angiqonde kukhuluma ngakhekhe leli elibhakwayo, indaba yami isenkomeni, abanye abayibiza ngekhekhe abanye bathi isibaya somnumzane. Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe, ikhekhe lithe ukuba mnandi ngoba linoshukela no-cream. Mhlampe uyazibuza manje ukuthi kungani ngithanda ukukhuluma ngabafana nocansi, impendulo isobala…..ngaphandle kwamadoda nocansi zincane kakhulu izinto ezijabulisa abantu besifazane. Kumele abantu besifazane bazi ukuthi ikhekhe yikhekhe ngoshukela. Ikhekhe lenziwa ngobunyoninco nangesineke kuze olidlayo ezokwazi ukuzwa ubulona nomehluko phakathi kwalo namanye amakhekhe. Kunomehluko phakathi kukajeqe nekhekhe Iphutha elibi elenziwa amantombazane, ukukhenikha inkomo/ikhekhe esebenzisa izinongo ezingafanele. Ngenxa yokwanda kwa

Thola AmaTips Wokubamba IsiThandwa Sakho Lana

Thola AmaTips Wokubamba IsiThandwa Sakho Lana Thola amaTips wokubamba isithandwa sakho lana, izindawo eziningi kuleli zikhala ngamakhaza ashubisa umkhantsha. Ukuhlasela kwamakhaza ungakwenza kukusebenzele, ukusebenzise njengethuba lokunika isithandwa sakho ucansi olumnandi. Mnike ekuseni evuka: Amadoda amaningi aphaphama evukelwe. Ngaphambi kokuthi aqale usuku lwakhe, mnike into ezomenza noma esesemsebenzini alokhu ecabanga ngawe nento omenze yona evuka. Uma ubenganakile ukuthi usuphapheme, mfake isandla ubucuze induku yakhe…. asithembe akalali egqoke i-anda. Uma umuzwa engathi uyaquma, ungabe usamyeka qhubeka impela ukhwele kuye umnike wena wonke ngesineke kodwa ungenzi isikhathi eside kuze uzomshiya enenxano. Mvusele imizwa emini esasemsebenzini: Ithi uqhuba umsebenzi emini ube umthumelela izithombe zakho  ezi-sexy . Ungazithwebula ekuseni engaboni bese umthumelela emini umkhumbuze lokhu azokuthola uma ebuya ekhaya. Uma ubuya kuqala kunaye, mt

Yaze Yamnandi IParty

Yaze Yamnandi iParty Yaze yamnandi iParty siyajuxuza zizowa kuzekuyosa. Simenyiwe sizintombi singene mahhala, angithi yilungelo lethu. Utshwala uchithiwe isigubhu sivala amadlebe. Namuhla ngithe angingayifaki ijean. Phela sengiyazi kahle ukuthi iJean ayikho so much sexy. Kithina bomabhebeza iyasisetha abangani bami ngizo bayeka badume namajean mina ngifuna ukuba i centre of attraction . Amadoda onke azobe ejika nami kusokole abaningi. Ngiyazethemba bo dade kulesi sigqebhe sami esimnyama. Amathanga ami amhlophe angathi apholishiwe ahleli obala.Akekho muntu wesilisa ongaphenduki nami. Sekuqala ukuba muncu kwabanye omabhebeza manje, ne jealous seyikhona. Utshwala sebuyangena egazini amahloni asenginciphele. Ukhona ubhuti sengimumakile. Igama lakhe angilazi kodwa ngizwa bambiza Thiza. Uhandsome Bo lobhuti. “Lona uzotholwa yimina”, ngisho ngizitshela ngaphakathi. Ngifike ngihlale esofeni eduze kwakhe. Isigqebhe sami senyuke size siveze ekugcineni kwama thanga. Ngismile ngimcwebis

Yangenza Ingane Yakwamakhelwane

Yangenza Ingane Yakwamakhelwane Uma kuthiwa kukhona inhlanhla yile engehlele izolo. Yangenza ingane yakwamakhelwane ngihleli nje ngedwa endlini ngfunda izindaba eziqhanyelisayo, kumnyama angithi ugesi bewungekho eClermont, ngikhanyise ikhandlela, ngizwe umuntu eKnock ngithi angene, ewu kungene leSlender sakwamakhelwane sibuze ngihleli ngenzani, ngimtshele bengizidlalela igame, Yangenza Ingane Yakwamakhelwane Yoo!! kanti umuntu wakhona uzovele eze ngqo athi uzobuka naye. Kulowomzuzu ngiqhanyele phela made ngizishayela indlwabu encane nje, esh… mayefika eduze ahlwithe ucingo abone, haaaawwwwwuuuu kubabaza yena, Yoo!! ugangile mfo Kobe ke nawe ufana nalaba, kushoyena, ngivele ngithi ‘eNgani  NgiyaBhoreka Nje, hawu engani uyazifihla wena endlini’ kusho yena, ngivele ngisukume yohhhh kuwe ithawula angithi ngihleli nje ngizimboze ngalo angigqokile, umthondo umile mpo! Ibabaze ingane ‘hawu uphethe imbongolo engaka. Kwenzenjani ivuswe yini kanje?’ kubuza yona, ngiyiphend

Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala

Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala Umuntu ka Mah sazwana naye nje mhla siqala ukubonana, Umama wami usomabhizinisi, uneSupermarket engasukumi phansi. Sikhule sihlala sobabili. Bahlukana kudala nobaba, ngisafunda e High School . Umama isitolo lesi asishiyelwa umkhulu. Kwathi ngoba uhlakaniphile futhi ufundile, wakwazi ukusikhulisa kakhulu. Ukukubeka nje esithombeni. Umama akabuzi. Uyasho. Angithukanga ke uma engitshela ngo muntu wakhe u Mkhize , mina engimbiza ngokuthi uMavovo. Wathi uzohlala khona ekhaya. Akungihluphanga ke ngoba wangithengela iTownhouse yami duze ne nyuvesi lapho ngenza khona unyaka wami wokuqala. Ekhaya ngiya ngokuvakasha. Umuntu ka Mah Sazwana Naye Kudala Ngimuhle, ngime kahle, ngiyindoni yamanzi. Abafana laba abangihalelayo eNyuvesi bathi ngingu mapakisha, qede bathi ngiPortable. Nokho angidudule kakhulu. Ngiziphethe kahle, futhi angifuni ukudumaza umama. Umthondo awukaze usondele la kimi. Kodwa ngiyasola ontanga bami bayangisaba, ngoba bah